Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Forestache

A mustache on the forehead.

Woah! That guy has a sick forestache

by Asynchron December 31, 2011

firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.

Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.

by Detective John June 26, 2009

fobstache

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

by vietdragon February 1, 2005

Frostache

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

FOAMSTACHE

Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.

"Mmmm man, love this Guiness."

"Fritz you have a foamstache!"

"LOL!"

by DJSEAND August 24, 2009