fartpatch

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartcatcher

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

farsnatcher

Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.

dude for the past week he has been a farsnatcher with some of my games

by q w e r t y September 26, 2020

fartbitch

Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.

That damned fartbitch just walked by and now I can't breathe.

by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009