fartpatch
fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008
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fartache
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!
Susie: Oh are you okay?
Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
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fartcatcher
An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
Fartcatchers
High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013
farsnatcher
Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.
farsnatcher by q w e r t y September 26, 2020
fartbitch
Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.
fartbitch by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009
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