fartachoo

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

FarChoo

FarChoo describes a sneeze combined with a fart. Since sneezes are involuntary, a sneeze will sometimes force a fart too. When this happens a farchoo occures.

Simply put : A farcho is when you sneeze and a fart slips out at the same time.

Joe: ::sneezing violently::
James: gesundheit!
James: ::sniff sniff::
James: Dude! Was that your ass?
Joe: Excuse me! I farchoo'd.

by Spider9485 September 29, 2005

fartacious

Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.

No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.

by Rollo & Biff January 4, 2008

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

fartchop

1) (verb) The rapid and forceful slapping of butt cheeks while farting.

2) (noun) a dwarf female who is grossly overweight.

Teresa had to go change, she got a little spatter on her underwear when she

Fartchopped.

Lou has a strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.

by Fartchopper August 18, 2018

fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...

my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.

by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008