fartbitch
Similar to a "bitch-ass," a fartbitch is a dislikable female who often farts around people in public.
fartbitch by Fart McBitch March 23, 2009
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Fitbitch
A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
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fartcatcher
An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
facebitch
"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"
facebitch by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008
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facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009
fanbitch
1. Derogatory term for an exceptionally annoying fangirl. The term can be seen quite frequently in fan forums or places where fans can congregate and share messages, such as the comments section when YouTubing for music video clips. Most commonly used by people that are irritated by behaviour they consider to be vapid, shallow and superficial.
2. A term used to describe an exceptionally blind and loyal fanboy. It is most commonly used as an insult between fanboys, when an argument about certain elements of geek culture escalates.
2. A term used to describe an exceptionally blind and loyal fanboy. It is most commonly used as an insult between fanboys, when an argument about certain elements of geek culture escalates.
Fangirl 1: THIS SONG ROCKS!!! THEY ARE ALLL SO CUTE!!!
Fangirl 2: god I luv this video ^_^
Fangirl 3: omg that boy is sexy...
Fangirl 4: He is soooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fangirl 5: its so... hot... i'll b ur new bride!
Fangirl 6: oh my god...*faints* AGH!!
Fangirl 7: HOLY S--!!! He IS hawt!!! Wtf? Wow...he's mine.
Disgruntled Guy: God, you little fangirls need to just die.
Fanboy 1: You're just angry that you bought the Xbox version when you could have had the better product for PS2 WITH online gameplay.
Fanboy 2: You're just a blind PS2 fanbitch. Fact is, the PS2 isn't a better product...
Fangirl 2: god I luv this video ^_^
Fangirl 3: omg that boy is sexy...
Fangirl 4: He is soooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fangirl 5: its so... hot... i'll b ur new bride!
Fangirl 6: oh my god...*faints* AGH!!
Fangirl 7: HOLY S--!!! He IS hawt!!! Wtf? Wow...he's mine.
Disgruntled Guy: God, you little fangirls need to just die.
Fanboy 1: You're just angry that you bought the Xbox version when you could have had the better product for PS2 WITH online gameplay.
Fanboy 2: You're just a blind PS2 fanbitch. Fact is, the PS2 isn't a better product...
fanbitch by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006
fart bitch
fart bitch by PMax February 23, 2008
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