Fartachios

It's when you eat Pistachios and you get a brain fart at the same time

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fartacious

Having the unique ability to produce farts with alarming frequency, either deliberately or accidentally.

No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.

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When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

fartacise by Concerto989 January 20, 2017

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Having a bad attack of gas.

Renee is very fartacious right now. Stay clear.

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My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

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(Fahr-tae̯-shuss) This is when you fart and your booty cheeks wiggle.

Yo, did you just pull a fat Fartacious?

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