fachpatch 

Piece of nasty facial hair denoting antisocial leanings. Like the soul patch but uncool, and found on the upper lip of many 20th Century dictators.

My mother said he seemed politically correct, but his twitching fachpatch gave him away.

fachpatch by public eye April 18, 2011

fartpatch 

the small patch of hair on the lower back. AKA: "Fartch"

"My Fartpatch looks like a moldy cheeseburger"

fartpatch by Insane Wayne October 5, 2008

Fuckpatch 

A poorly repaired pothole that is either uneven or has quickly reopened.

Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"

Fuckpatch by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Fachacha

fat bitch or any random insult you think the person is.

Jesse is a Fachacha.
Billy says jesse is a Fachacha. Jesse says whats that. Billy laughs.

Fachacha by fachacha maker April 30, 2011

Facatcha

noun (fuh-CAH-chuh)
1. No set definition. Used in place of any cuss or slang word that is a noun.

What the Facatcha ?!
Yeah, well you can shove it up your Facatcha !
Facatcha ! Those are some big jugs!

Facatcha by Facatchaman April 16, 2008