fartok

A way to describe a cold and nasty taste in just once word

Her cooking was pretty fartok

by Martha carats July 6, 2023

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Farrokh Bulsara

Farrokh Bulsara is Freddie Mercury's real name, but you would only know that if you were a part of the Queen fandom.

my boi Farrokh Bulsara

by The_Godly_Dude April 15, 2019

de farto

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.

Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"

by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartouflage

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.

I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.

by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011

fartocracy

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008