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A way to describe a cold and nasty taste in just once word
Her cooking was pretty fartok
fartok by Martha carats July 6, 2023
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fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Farrokh Bulsara 

Farrokh Bulsara is Freddie Mercury's real name, but you would only know that if you were a part of the Queen fandom.
my boi Farrokh Bulsara

de farto 

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
de farto by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartouflage 

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.
I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.
Fartouflage by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011

fartocracy 

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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