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fartocracy 

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
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Fartocracy 

A globally recognised form of government which has been steadily rising in popularity - popular social media influencer DougDoug (on YouTube and Twitch) has a video with an in-depth video about the fartocracy
The fartocracy is our great nations form of government!
Fartocracy by xllm3 April 15, 2023
A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.
John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.
fapocracy by AMOTION March 21, 2014

Fitocracy 

A website designed to bring Fitness and Video games together to create a competitive fitness based social networking website.
"I just earned 505 points for my workout on Fitocracy!"

"You should try Fitocracy, it actually succeeded where the Nintendo Wii Failed"

"I need 10 more points to level up on Fitocracy!!!"
Fitocracy by Little_miss September 12, 2012

farceocracy 

farcacious{ an act which is by essence false, deceptive and a lie

farceter { one who acts farcaciously or deceptively }

noun

is when the prevailing mode and rule of the day within the halls of the government of a society, is in its entirety saturated with lies, deception and intrigue.
" Any government which acts in direct paradox with the values, principles and objectives that which it overtly proclaims. Any such government or state is by default a farceocracy.
farceocracy by Baron Neville December 3, 2016

fearocracy 

governing through fear while posing as a democracy
If Fox News has it's way, we'll live in a fearocracy again, just like with Bush.
fearocracy by clattercrashcrack March 11, 2011

Fitocracy 

1.) An online fitness community combining latent gamer tendencies with popular health and fitness regimes and trends with the purpose of creating an unstoppable army of freakishly fit nerds that do a lot of virtual fist-bumping.

2.) An amalgamation of the terms "Fitness", "Ocular" and "Racy" that describes an online social health and fitness-minded community of individuals who work out and take pictures of themselves mostly naked so as to show others, gain followers, and thus become propular. Also see "fitness pr0n".
1.) "Dude, I just leveled up by completing this quest AND I earned an achievement!" "Are you playing Skyrim?" "Pfff...NO! I'm playing Fitocracy, so now I LOOK like the guy in Skyrim!" "No way!" /fistbumpRLprops

2.) "What does NSFW mean?" "I forget..." clicky "Holy crap did you see that guy/girl's {insert flexed/shapely body part of choice}?!" "Yeah. Wow. We should follow that person and start doing squats. Right now."
Fitocracy by ChalkBeard September 18, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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