A semi-derogatory term that is based on a long, popping fart that simulates the sound of knocking; often farted on wooden chairs.
by Jodayo July 20, 2003
The surname of one of Germany's most important families. Like Farmer or Smith, the name is derived from the process of actual fartknocking, which was used in Germanic warfare throughout the 19th century and up until WWII, when the Fartknocker family wouldn't allow their heritage to be sullied by association with the Nazi party. It involves torture through sulfur emissions done in close proximity to the enemies olifactory senses.
by Geronimo Jones January 24, 2009
by Davie January 10, 2003
by Al September 29, 2003
Name of somebody who is "Fartknocking" which is a game very similar to Ding Dong Ditch, only before you run away after knocking on the door, you leave a really smelly fart behind you, so the victem comes out to nothing but a horrid smell.
by DropkickDog November 30, 2008
An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.
Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!
Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*
Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.
by rawrthaas February 26, 2010