Farting

1) An alarm clock. 2) A prank 3) A game 4) Entertainment
1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up. 2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks. 3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?" 4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.
by buzzkill26 March 19, 2009
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Farting

Like burping but with your ass muscles.
I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.
by Iris Long August 31, 2014
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Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack 2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room 3). It is very annoying when other people do it. 4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting! Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans. Girl: *vomits
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Farting

Something girls never do. its a proven fact.
Man: Raea just farted. Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.
by The Only Truthful Human August 07, 2010
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fart-to-fart

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting. Let's do a fart-to-fart!
by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009
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Fart for Fart

Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.
by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011
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Farte', Farte

Farte Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay –Noun 1. A fancy way of saying Fart 2. a flatus expelled through the anus. 3. an irritating or foolish person. 4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense. 5. Slang. something inferior or worthless. 6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person. 7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana. 8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff. –verb (used without object) — to simply " Farte' " on some one or something. Origin: Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! " Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. " Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. " Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. " Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. " "Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 02, 2009
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