fartkus

Often misconceiced to be of Latin origin, this word actually derived from post-modern English slang.

This word was once used to describe flatulating while kissing a beloved and was considered the deepest sign of comfort and offection towards the receiver of the odorus kiss.

Today, this word is modernly used to describe flatulence that puckers the anus. In rectal punctuation, it is known as an exclamation point "!"

"My belov'd received thyne fartkus...love knows no bounds"

"Did you hear that fartkus?? Your butt just said, 'ooooooh, snap!'"

by Ray Liza February 4, 2010

fartkus

someone you dont like

or a stupid boob

talkin to some 1 you dont like - your a fartkus

by BECCA September 11, 2004

Farkus

The physical gesture of pulling your fist toward your side to show success, joy, or approval. The word farkus can also be exclaimed during this action.

"Hey, did you hear classes are cancelled today because of the snow?!" *farkus!*

by Reeps October 29, 2010

fartpussy

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

Fartus

The young of a fart, usually produced from unprotected exposure to beans, in the womb of the anus, especially in the later stages when growth can be felt throughout the intestines and colon.

Oh my god, becky...my fartus is due any second and im freaking out! why didnt i take a beano before i let all those greens into my body??

by BitchesAreShit September 23, 2011

Scut Farkus

A cold blooded bully, someone who exhibits no sense of mercy or social showmanship.

"You remember ol' Dean? He was a regular Scut Farkus, make no mistake!"

Man 1:"I could really go for a ham sandwich right now!"
Man 2: "Why don't you go fuck Scut Farkus and see how that works out, eh?" (Canadian)

David Letterman is SO Scut Farkus!

by Kevin Ayers June 15, 2011

Farkus

Your Fathers cousin. The most famous Farkus at the moment is Jan He is the best Farkus

I love my farkus Jan

Matteus_ Hey Daniel what do you think of my farkus?
Daniel: Jan? He is the best farkus

by JanneMinFakrus June 11, 2020