Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.
I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.
by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011
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My fartouflage timing was off as I walked past a neighbor when they shut off their leaf blower too soon.
by jmomdabomb January 12, 2026
Get the Fartouflage mug.Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."
Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010
Get the Fapouflage mug.Noun: The act of pretending to be gay in order to deter unwanted women or to fit in to homosexual festivities
Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Antonym: The act of being so in the closet you try to be straight.
Dude, this troll who wants my nuts is rollin' up. Help me throw on some fagouflage to scare her off!
by The Sullier December 11, 2010
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by Fatmouflage January 19, 2015
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I thought that girl was cute but when she was getting naked i realized that it was actually her sweatshirt provided excellent fatouflage
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