shopdiet

Using Photoshop to make yourself look thinner in pictures.

I saw a bunch of pictures of her on line, but when I met her in person I realized she was on a ShopDiet.

by adamrafael4 March 02, 2020

Fartouflage

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.

I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.

by adamrafael4 January 28, 2011

iWashed

1. Being brainwashed by Apple Computers marketing.

2. Belonging to the Apple Computer Cult.

Phil is so iWashed he will only buy Apple products, all he talks about is Apple and wants everyone to buy only Apple products and when someone talks poorly about Apple he gets angry and defends them like its a family member.

by adamrafael4 April 08, 2011

CornBerry

A dingleberry with a piece of corn attached.

After a rough night at the corn eating contest, I had multiple cornberry hanging off my rear end.

by adamrafael4 February 06, 2023

shovel sunshine

Something people in warm climates say to brag about the weather to people who live where it snows.

The best part of living where there is no snow is that we don't have to shovel sunshine.

by adamrafael4 June 21, 2017

frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

by adamrafael4 October 29, 2009

UnFebrezeable

A funk so bad that you can even cover it with Febreze.

I got into my car after the valet and it was ripe. I spray an entire bottle of Febreze and the smell was still there. It was UnFebrezeable.

by adamrafael4 May 17, 2015