A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic
James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!
A girl who usually is very nice to you but will beat the fuck out of you if you disobey her only rule: look a tinybit but do not touch. other that that she is a very good friend to have and is very good at cheering you up.