Fartamage

The smelly gaseous residue left behind when somebody farts and then walks away.

Bart smiled and walked away, leaving some devastating fartamage in his wake.

by Mister Crop Duster December 15, 2011

fartmare

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

fantamaglorious

Fantastic, Magnificent and Glorious combined.

Only the Most High God, the Creator of the earth and everything in it is fantamaglorious!!!

by Dante Hurst September 8, 2008

fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

Faramade

A girl who usually is very nice to you but will beat the fuck out of you if you disobey her only rule: look a tiny bit but do not touch. other that that she is a very good friend to have and is very good at cheering you up.

"Hot damn! look at Faramade today!"

by Unsubtoshot September 29, 2017

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Fartrageous

Fartrageous
(adjective)

Having outrageous qualities pertaining to farts, such as smell, sound, and frequency.
(fart + outrageous)

We had a fartrageous evening after having bean burritos for dinner.

by I.M. Witty April 26, 2023