Farham is a guy who has a very great mind as well as a positive mindset and always likes to encourage other people he is also generally very smart.
Random stranger: (his parents died in a car crash) *sigh* Farham: what’s wrong? Random stranger: my parents died! Farham: oh... well that’s life for ya one day you will get a good job and your parents will be proud of you in heaven
Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.
Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!
farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.