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A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.
I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.
fartcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Fartamage 

The smelly gaseous residue left behind when somebody farts and then walks away.
Bart smiled and walked away, leaving some devastating fartamage in his wake.
Fartamage by Mister Crop Duster December 15, 2011
Farham is a guy who has a very great mind as well as a positive mindset and always likes to encourage other people he is also generally very smart.
Random stranger: (his parents died in a car crash) *sigh* Farham: what’s wrong? Random stranger: my parents died! Farham: oh... well that’s life for ya one day you will get a good job and your parents will be proud of you in heaven
Farham by TOD_002 October 5, 2018
A town in England that is one hour away from London.
Used in Starcraft: Brood War as a password to enter a room in a Terran Scenario.
"I am going to Farnham today, because it is a town, and not a stupid definition like what that other fucktard Devon said it was."
Farnham by ChaosChronicle August 19, 2006
Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.
Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!
Fartjam by KF_Newfie August 20, 2008

farthammer 

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
www.farthammer.com . . .
farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004