fartcammo

A small confined space with foul smelling odor that allows a person to expel flatulence (fart) undetected.

"I am lucky the elevator had fartcammo because I was riding it with the girl from 216 and couldn't hold it in."

by Rilesworth9000 June 4, 2009

fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.

I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.

www.farthammer.com . . .

by omfghax August 30, 2004

farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

by marqis April 15, 2006

fartcano

Laying on your stomach farting constantly like an erupting volcano.

Bob: I was in bed last night and it was like a fartcano

by Ralph Dickinson October 26, 2013

Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

fartbamboom

when the occupant farts a tank, then slams his fist into the table, then slams his head onto an italian sofa

Fartbamboom!

by Penis Grizzard October 17, 2003