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drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.
When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.
drunkometer by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkbattle 

Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.
Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.
drunkbattle by mvolfman April 28, 2010

Drunkatute 

A woman or man who accepts alchohol as payment for sex.
Emily loves going out on the weekend and finding herself a nice drunkatute.
Drunkatute by sluttily April 26, 2014

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."
drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drugmate 

1. The person that stays with you in the club or somewhere else when you are high.
2. Person that you meet at parties or other entertainment places that you get high with.
1. Bill : Hey dude ! I saw you with your girlfriend in the club last nite.
Steve : No dude , she was my drugmate last night.
2. I don`t know who Jim is, he is just my drugmate.
drugmate by Razvan March 21, 2007

Drunkmotional 

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.
Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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