That Beto campaign has me figured out. They keep posting pictures of Ted Cruz’s stupid fat face with “donate to Beto now, to ruin Ted’s life.” So I’m gonna finish these natty lites and drunknate 20 bucks.
by nsenada September 2, 2018
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by mvolfman April 28, 2010
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by sluttily April 26, 2014
Get the Drunkatute mug.A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.
Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.
Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.
Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
by Fritopia March 18, 2009
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Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.
Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.
Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
by mvolfman April 15, 2010
Get the drunkarexic mug.State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.
Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.
by P. Stephens September 23, 2008
Get the Drunkenstein mug.Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.
He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
by KaBoom January 24, 2014
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