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Drinkmare 

Bad dreams caused solely by consuming too much alcohol, and usually shortly before going to sleep (i.e., drinking on your way to bed).
Really wish I hadn't downed so much sauce last night! Didn't need that last pour; I'm exhausted 'cause I had the worst drinkmares all night.
Drinkmare by Playful Pen March 23, 2011
Words you can keep

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."
drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drinkorexia 

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.
No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!
drinkorexia by visean March 30, 2009

drinkpression 

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.
Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
drinkpression by nb c lo June 16, 2008
To be involved in the act of drinking.
I need to go do some drinkage man.
drinkage by Vine February 21, 2004

drinkrection 

an erection that is cum by only after drinking alcohol
after hanging out with lisa at the bar, i always seem to get a drinkrection
drinkrection by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Drunkmark 

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.
"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"
Drunkmark by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015
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