n. the misconception while under the influence of alcohol that one can engage in physical exercises that demonstrate strength, balance, body control, or artistic dexterity.
"she nearly broke her neck attempting some drunknastics at the party last night."
displaying the American tradition of getting drunk while also celebrating or proclaiming American patriotism (drunk + patriotism). Often causes one to do stupid shit like wear American flag swim trunks or bikinis and run around yelling things like "F*ck yeah, America!!!" for no reason. Though this can be seen across the country, it is particularly prevalent in the south where people do this at sporting events, barbecues, and ALL Gulf Coast beaches. Beware of people showing drunkioticism while attending 4th of July celebrations and keep firearms/fireworks out of reach.
Tom: Hey, Beth, we are really looking good in our matching Old Navy 2015 4th of July tee shirts.
Random drunk guy passing by: Yeah! Woo! Fucking America! Woo!
Beth: He certainly was drunkiotic.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.