worklifting

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.
by mvolfman May 02, 2011
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eye broccoli

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.
by mvolfman December 07, 2010
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budgetcrastinating

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.
by mvolfman June 21, 2010
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permagraine

A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
this permagraine sucks. I keep taking drugs for it but it keeps coming back. Fuck!
by mvolfman February 07, 2011
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people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!
by mvolfman October 04, 2010
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dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!
by mvolfman April 22, 2011
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colonicbag

The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
That guy is such a colonicbag. His collar is up to his ears!
by mvolfman October 22, 2010
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