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Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.
by mvolfman June 11, 2016
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by mvolfman January 22, 2013
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A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.
"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"
by mvolfman July 25, 2011
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by mvolfman May 25, 2011
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by mvolfman May 13, 2011
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by mvolfman April 5, 2011
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by mvolfman April 5, 2011
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