The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
by mvolfman May 02, 2011
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by mvolfman June 21, 2010
A really bad headache that lasts for many days at a time, sometimes up to a week. It may return later as triggered by a loud noise, an obnoxious person on the subway, or a phone that won't stop ringing.
by mvolfman February 07, 2011
A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
by mvolfman October 04, 2010
The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.
by mvolfman April 22, 2011
The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
by mvolfman October 22, 2010