Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.
Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.
A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.
Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.
Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.
Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.
Buy a
funtertainment
mug!
Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.
Hey Kyra, get the lightsaber app for your iTouch so we can drunkbattle.
To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?
The act of working as a receptionist.
Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?
The opposite of eye candy.
Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.
