Definitions by mvolfman

fun money

Cash that is made outside the day job and used for optional fun activities like going out drinking or frivolous purchases.

I made so much fun money this weekend. Let's go out and have some cocktails and quail eggs.

fun money by mvolfman June 11, 2016

foodcrastinating 

The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.

Liz, it's 11pm and you haven't eaten yet. Did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?

foodcrastinating by mvolfman January 22, 2013

punishment party 

A party your non friend makes you go to by laying on a guilt trip or by pulling out a gun. You know this party is going to be awful and cost you a lot of money, but you go anyway because it's better than spending the night watching reruns of Hoarders.

A punishment party usually happens as punishment for having too much fun, but can happen for other reasons as well.

"This is like the worst party ever. It's like a punishment party. I only got a salad and they made me split a $200 bill. Half the people are creepy and the birthday girl keeps making out with some ugly dude"

punishment party by mvolfman July 25, 2011

worklifting 

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.

Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.

worklifting by mvolfman May 25, 2011

dumpaversary 

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.

Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!

dumpaversary by mvolfman May 13, 2011

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

friend night stand by mvolfman April 5, 2011

college soap 

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.

Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.

college soap by mvolfman April 5, 2011