mvolfman's definitions
A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
by mvolfman October 4, 2010
Get the people hoardermug. Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.
Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
by mvolfman May 8, 2010
Get the soberchatmug. The new douchebag. Surpassing the original term, colonicbags are much worse than douchebags. Their collars are taller, their cars are brighter, and their parents are richer. If you work in foodservice, a colonicbag will probably throw a crumpled $20 at you.
by mvolfman October 29, 2010
Get the colonicbagmug. A hurricane where instead of rain, snow faills from the sky. It spins, has a center, and very high winds. It very closely resembles an actual hurricane.
by mvolfman December 29, 2010
Get the snowrricanemug. Playing video games, a sport, or engaging in any other competitive activity while intoxicated. This excludes racing games because you shouldn't drink and drive.
by mvolfman April 28, 2010
Get the drunkbattlemug. The act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too damn cold to go out and get pizza.
by mvolfman January 22, 2013
Get the foodcrastinatingmug. You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.
by mvolfman July 20, 2010
Get the phrasecabularymug.