duncans
a penis
a duncans a penis
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Duncans, the
Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.
Proper use of 'Duncans, the':
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
Duncans, the by Outstanding Posse March 27, 2009
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Kickin Duncans
Kickin Duncans by Mbeags December 22, 2017
The Duncans
Phillip: "Did you see them?"
Average Joe: "Yeah they all looked the same!"
Phillip: "The Duncans or what?!"
Average Joe: "Yeah they all looked the same!"
Phillip: "The Duncans or what?!"
The Duncans by Philpac October 27, 2008
Duncan
Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
Duncan by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021
Bob Duncan
Bob Duncan by M. M. M November 1, 2016
Bob duncan
Bob duncan a majestic creature and is just as beautiful as cole Sprouse he is a bald beauty.
My and my hobo toe love u bob duncan
My and my hobo toe love u bob duncan
Bob duncan by Hehe bob duncan November 4, 2018
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