duncans 

a penis

a duncans a penis

duncans by Huktast April 28, 2011

Duncans, the 

Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.

Proper use of 'Duncans, the':

"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"

Duncans, the by Outstanding Posse March 27, 2009

Kickin Duncans 

When one gentleman invites a close acquaintance to drink many beers

Matt and Caleb are gonna be kickin Duncans today I wish I was there

Kickin Duncans by Mbeags December 22, 2017

The Duncans

A nickname for a family of very similar looking people that have possibly inbred.

Phillip: "Did you see them?"
Average Joe: "Yeah they all looked the same!"
Phillip: "The Duncans or what?!"

The Duncans by Philpac October 27, 2008

Duncan

Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.

The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.

Duncan by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021

Bob Duncan 

Our Savior/The Second Jesus

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.

Bob Duncan by M. M. M November 1, 2016

Bob duncan 

Bob duncan a majestic creature and is just as beautiful as cole Sprouse he is a bald beauty.

My and my hobo toe love u bob duncan

Me:bob Duncan's new name is bobbi boi
My friend:no no no it should be daddy duncan
Me:troom troom

Bob duncan by Hehe bob duncan November 4, 2018