drunkometer

:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.

When I drink beer I know when I've had enough and when to stop. Apparently when I drink Vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.

by pyra023 December 20, 2010

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011