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digiretard

This digiretard just explained the whole lore to his grandma
by ryandefyin August 24, 2021
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digiretreat

to copy the Have Your Say section from the BBC News website
I digiretreated the debate on Sharia Law
by Richard Brown Jr February 9, 2008
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Disretard

A modification of the word "disregard" which signifies that the reason people should disregard something is tied to retardation.
Disretard my previous e-mail. I sent it to the wrong list.
by LemonDropKid September 10, 2009
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digiretreater

A person who copies discussions from the BBC News Have Your Say to the digiretreat forum.

Someone who is incapable of independent thought.
I did a digiretreater for my essay this morning. It made life easier.
by Richard Brown Jr February 11, 2008
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digiretreat

A forum whose name is synonymous with poo and shit
That digiretreat is worse than diarrhoea
by Richard Brown Jr February 11, 2008
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Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.
Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded
by Chin Killa January 13, 2011
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digitard

Digitard: An individual so immersed in digital technologies (smartphones, social media etc) that they have lost the ability to exercise common sense in practical, day-to-day, real world situations.

A digitard tends to claim superior tech-savvy, particularly as it relates to smartphones, social media or any flavor-of-the-month technology. A digitard does navigate the latest mobile/social media interface with ease - but lacks the slightest clue as to how the back-end of the given technology works, nor the ability to use the technology effectively.

Digitards tend to spew minutia of their daily lives on social media, have an incestuous habit of posting pictures of their latest meal/significant other/status etc or brag about being the first to own the latest gadget . While these announces may be harmless to others, a digitard's over-reliance on technology can lead to some unpleasant real-life situations:

1. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street, because they had their eyes glued to the smartphone.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because the GPS coordinates they found online just had to, had to, had to be correct.

3. Losing the innate human capacity to establish meaningful, fulfilling and lasting real-world connections that can lead to life-long friendships, love and success in all aspects of life.

One key point to remember: A digitard does not consume digital technologies - the digital technologies consume the digitard.
Example: A digitard got hit by a truck today. He had his face so stuck on his latest phone, that he failed to hear the 16-wheeler approach.

Example: A digitard was working the GPS to find the shortest route to the convenience store across the street.
by Don Mil January 27, 2014
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