Dipretard
Jon is a dipretard.
Dipretard by The_realskiggy March 22, 2013
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Disregard the constabulary!
Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012
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Disregard Status
Ex. 1
"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
Disregard Status by ZXY&ABC August 9, 2020
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
Deretardify
To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.
I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.
Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency
The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".
1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.
2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.
2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."
"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."
"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency by 05ProStock June 11, 2009
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