Dipretard
Jon is a dipretard.
Dipretard by The_realskiggy March 22, 2013
Words you can keep
Disregard the constabulary!
Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012
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Disregard Status
Ex. 1
"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
Disregard Status by ZXY&ABC August 9, 2020
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
It usually goes like this:
1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.
2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.
4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"
Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
Deretardify
To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.
I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.
Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency
The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".
1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.
2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.
2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."
"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."
"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
Disregard Females, Acquire Currency by 05ProStock June 11, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!