Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.

person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!

by Jojo_T March 20, 2019

Please

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by Thakie December 05, 2018

Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.

1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

Please

Verb, when someone is happy about something.

“Get ready to be pleased”

by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 December 23, 2016

Please

A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Get the hell out
3. Kill yourself

Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!?

Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.

by Yummyyummyhippo May 14, 2014

Please

A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.

'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'

by Matt Bates November 16, 2004