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diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.
-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.
diarretard by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Disretard 

A modification of the word "disregard" which signifies that the reason people should disregard something is tied to retardation.
Disretard my previous e-mail. I sent it to the wrong list.
Disretard by LemonDropKid September 10, 2009

discretard

1) Someone who may or may not be mentally disabled, but it is near impossible to tell.

2) Someone who says things or preforms acts of questionable mental sanity.
1) Are you serious!?! That couple on House Hunters picked house TWO!!! I knew they were discretads!

2) Did you see that episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee dated the discretard?
discretard by Mattron 2021 July 16, 2010

Dipretard 

The highest level of human stupidity. Found in many forms of complete ignorance.
Jon is a dipretard.
Dipretard by The_realskiggy March 22, 2013

digiretard 

A fan of the 90s anime Digimon
This digiretard just explained the whole lore to his grandma
digiretard by ryandefyin August 24, 2021

diarrheatarded 

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
diarrheatarded by pissant bulge March 21, 2023
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