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by HEADS GROW BACK August 07, 2016
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creations of satin designed to search and destroy the older sibling
my sister is eating my arm
by neiketto23 March 13, 2009
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A female with whom you share parents. Depending on the birth order she can be 1. your friend or 2. the BIGGEST BITCH EVER.
1. My sister is going to take me to see Iron Man 2.
2. My fucking sister just stole my wallet.
by 2buckchuck July 29, 2010
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A female in which you probably would hate if you didn't share the same parents. But because you do, you get to see EVERY aspect about her. She shows you her tears, she shares with you her jokes, and with that her laughter. And sometimes, her deepest emotions and though it's only for a mere moment, it is the most beautiful part of a human being and it is what reminds you of just how much you love her and why. With that being said, she is also going to be relentless and confusing as all hell at times and one may not even know why they were ever friends with the other. My sister has eyes that reflect the world as she sees it and the world, it always becomes more estonishing. Growing up with a sister is a blessing I wish not to take back but I hope one day we'll be able to have better communication. (: I'm sorry you've had to see the worst of me, and all my awkward stages, but I'm so happy that it was you that got to see the best. You have kept me out of so many mistakes and bad experiences and for that I am so entirely greatful and wish I had better words to describe it.
My sister likes to pretend she's on and island far from me but if I'm really gone, she will come to me and rap herself around me and ask why I'd leave her for so long, though it was only for the weekend I had been far. I can not part from her for more than a few months, I would not ever admit that.
by Lavenderlove March 28, 2015
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a strange alien species which is out to wreck male human life.
my sister is an alien out to ruin my life.
by Orangutan February 17, 2006
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A person created by your parents for the sole purpose of giving you a convienient girlfriend.
Boy: Let's have sex!
Sister: Ok...but that's the twelfth time today, not counting the anal!
by Pansy and Proud March 31, 2006
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your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.
stevi is like my big sister, i love her and always will.
by jennifurrrr December 23, 2006
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