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'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'
by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017
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The correct UK spelling OED.
Spelling diarrhoea any other way is shit. I am suffering from diarrhoea, therefore my poo is not very thick, unlike someone who cannot use a dictionary or spellchecker.
by blaen July 29, 2010
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A glorious shitshow that keeps on coming.
and the diarrhoea kept on coming during the orchestra, it was a glorious shitshow for the pianist that day.
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Pooping really fast. Feels like peeing, only with your ass. Your poo will turn into poo flavoured soup and you will need to let it out every 2 minutes. After you finished letting it out, your bum will be wet and full of poo smell.
I am full of diarrhoea! I smell like it too!

Wow! I like having diarrhoea! It turns. my bum into a hose!

OMG! Diarrhoea is on the wall!
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