"Dewlad", sometimes spelled like the name Dewald is a term used to describe a young person, usually an early twenty-something-year-old with a neckbeard who spends all of their time playing games like League of Legends and cowering before all but the most unattractive women. The term originated on the Western Front during WWII, when a young British Expeditionary soldier named Derrick Le Ladde valiantly charged a German machine-gun emplacement and captured all four soldiers single-handedly. In his journal he disclosed that he wasn't scared because the enemy troops weren't women, and that the logic behind his suicidal charge was "How could the Jerries be more scary than an attractive woman?"
When you take a shit, wipe your ass clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a "delayed piss" looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*
#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."