"Dewlad", sometimes spelled like the name Dewald is a term used to describe a young person, usually an early twenty-something-year-old with a neckbeard who spends all of their time playing games like League of Legends and cowering before all but the most unattractive women. The term originated on the Western Front during WWII, when a young British Expeditionary soldier named Derrick Le Ladde valiantly charged a German machine-gun emplacement and captured all four soldiers single-handedly. In his journal he disclosed that he wasn't scared because the enemy troops weren't women, and that the logic behind his suicidal charge was "How could the Jerries be more scary than an attractive woman?"
"You're such a dewlad, go speak to that girl and stop being such a coward!"
When you take a shit, wipe your ass clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a "delayed piss" looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*
#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.