Deflapidated 

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.

I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!

Deflapidated by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.

As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.

dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

dilapidated 

Fallen into disrepair or partial ruin,usually through neglect.
Deteriorated, run-down,decaying,

The engineers are trying to determine how to remove the dilapidated apartment complex.

dilapidated by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dilapidated 

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.

"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"

Dilapidated by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009

defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off

yeah that girl got defapitated

defapitated by FlareK7 March 16, 2021

Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.

“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

Dilapidated Pussy by FuckedInTheAss420 May 17, 2021

Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

Declapitated by Sometrash June 6, 2020