prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 08, 2004

prostate

1) The male gland situated next to the colon that is responsible for semen production.

2) The Tire Kingdom Southeast Regional Manager who is a completely incompetent boob and has no respect whatsoever for his employees.

1) Excuse me if I'm walking funny today, my girlfriend tickled my prostate last night.

2) Prostate came down from the central office today and tried to throw his weight around, and ended up just leaving a mess behind him.

by TKEmployee September 23, 2006

prostate

prostate it is shit inside male body for something gross to produce

it may dry if man will be rare get laid

it was be long time for John, that he prostate start to rot

by wattawat September 08, 2020

prostate

it's something weird in male's ass for producing gross milk
and it may dry if male won't get laid soon

it was be long time for John, that he prostate start to rot

by wattawat September 08, 2020

Prostate

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.

You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 02, 2019

Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 16, 2013

prostatitis

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017