TADPOOL's definitions

Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

Mantash

To state a categorical opinion, only to change your mind and state a completely different opinion on the same matter later on. Originally used to describe how ANC Secretary General Gwede Mantashe changed his mind during the #ZumaMustFall protests in South Africa. He was originally in support of Zuma resigning, but later voiced his undying support for the presidency.

Sarah used to love Justin Bieber, but she mantashed, she hates him now.

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Amitabh Bachchan

The former king of Indian cinema. His unique acting style and personality was his claim to fame and earned him the title of "India's first angry young man"... He was so dominant in Bollywood in the '70s and '80s that he has been described as a "one-man industry"... He's also rich AF

*Dewald exclaims while playing 30 seconds*

"Who the hell is Amitabh Bachchan?"

*Vedanth perks up and responds*

"One of the most famous, influential actors of all time m8"

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Dewlad

"Dewlad", sometimes spelled like the name Dewald is a term used to describe a young person, usually an early twenty-something-year-old with a neckbeard who spends all of their time playing games like League of Legends and cowering before all but the most unattractive women. The term originated on the Western Front during WWII, when a young British Expeditionary soldier named Derrick Le Ladde valiantly charged a German machine-gun emplacement and captured all four soldiers single-handedly. In his journal he disclosed that he wasn't scared because the enemy troops weren't women, and that the logic behind his suicidal charge was "How could the Jerries be more scary than an attractive woman?"

"You're such a dewlad, go speak to that girl and stop being such a coward!"

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Inigo Montoya

You killed his father, prepare to die...

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag

*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*

Everyone seems to have comb-overs lately. Nazi Youth would be proud!

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017