When you take a shit, wipe your ass clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a "delayed piss" looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*
#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*
#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."
by giggittygiggittybuttscratcher September 20, 2017
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