Declapitated

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It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

Declapitated by Sometrash June 6, 2020

Declapitated

When you're so high (or clapped ) that you can no longer feel your head.

Friend 1: *takes a massive bong rip*
Friend 2: yo, I'm fuckin Declapitated

Declapitated by lil dookie stain November 6, 2020

decapitate

To remove the head from the body.

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.

decapitate by Madler September 24, 2005

Decrapitate

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026