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The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.
"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>
by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012
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Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.
Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist
by Thedapperman February 08, 2018
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To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.
'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist
by ntmm March 22, 2010
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The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.
Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"
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by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017
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A feeling you receive when you hear or see something you really like or enjoy
" That Synyster Gates guitar solo makes me moist!"

"This food is amazing! Im moist!"
by Arael67 January 03, 2015
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Definition of a wet sounding word... go on say it... MOIST... yeah sounds like a wet word.
Person 1: Moist...
Person 2: Wow, that's a wet word.
Person 3: I agree... MOIST.
by Yoshii-x June 06, 2013
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