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The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.
"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>
by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.
Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"
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by MOIST_SOCKS1104 June 14, 2017
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Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.
Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist
by Thedapperman February 08, 2018
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A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.
Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*
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wet, name, cataphone, closes doors on people during rushh, acts stupid but very very smart, can be used as a name or call. Also Plz Approve, I need money.
Person A:Hi
Person B:MOIST
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by SkyHawkGuy November 05, 2019
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To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.
'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist
by ntmm March 22, 2010
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