happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

sphynx

Sphynx are those little farts that squeak out while you're fucking even though you're trying to hold 'em in.

I was banging her so hard I kept letting out sphynx.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

dewlap

1. Sloppy fat beer gut, as in "his belly do lap over his belt."

2. Loose skin hanging under the neck, especially of a cow.

She's so fat you gotta lift up her dewlap to find her snatch.

by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004

bonemaker

Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.

Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.

by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004