declapped 

It is a word with a negative connotation but has no specific meaning.

If you throw me in the pool, Mom’s phone will be declapped.

The kid was just lying there lookin’ looking like he just got declapped.

Oh you only lying there if you got declapped.

declapped by Jaybob330 May 6, 2019

Cougar declawed 

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

Cougar declawed by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

She Declared That Same Notion 

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

She Declared That Same Notion by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009

declapse 

when something shrinks into nothing

george started crying after he woke up from surgery and realized his penis had declapsed
the universe expanded, until eventually it declapsed

declapse by micropen February 27, 2021

self-declared 

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

self-declared by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

Dunlapped 

The state of inebriation to which you have to go to the hospital and get your stomach pumped and no one feels sorry for you due to your ridiculous level of douchebaggery.

Dude I got dunlapped last night
I've had a shitty week so I'm totally getting dunlapped this weekend.

Dunlapped by Pi Klappa Phi September 29, 2009

DeCamped 

The act of losing or misplacing contraceptives in the vaginal crevice of a female. Such contraceptives may take days or weeks to be found.

Do you remember that condom that we couldnt find a week ago? Well it was found last night, still inside of her a week later. I cant believe i Decamped that shit.

DeCamped by The Budro November 1, 2008