cuzbian

If your cousin is a lesbian, then she would be your cuzbian.

Shirley is John's cuzbian.

by shanny bananny December 2, 2010

cubian

1. The prey of a lesbian cougar or mountain lion.
2. Young innocent lesbian that is attracted to older women
3. Lesbian that hides in her cubicle at work because she recieves a lot of "attention" from her male coworkers.

1. I'm gunna find me a 20-something cubian tonight.
2. Older women just know how to please me better than any of these cubians that are my age.
3. Sue never leaves her cubical whenever Jack is in the office. She is turning into such a cubian.

by E. Sweet November 1, 2009

cuzbandry

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010

Cuzband

When a female in the deep south marries her cousin, he is known as her "cuzband!"

"Did you hear that Becka married Billy-bob?!"
"Wait! Isn't that her cousin?!"
"Well yes, but...no! Now he's her cuzband!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

Cuzband

Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.

Heba, wouldn't you love to have a cuzband someday soon?

by Freddy ByKnockulars September 8, 2009

cuzbians

Two close female relatives who engage in homosexual mimicry. ie: holding hands, grinding on the dancefloor, on the lips smooches. Usually to excite their male escorts and to lavish in the attention given to them by other males in the same proximity.

Club dude 1: "Damn, look at those hot ass lesbians on the dance floor."
Male escort 1: "Actually, they're cuzbians. And they're with US. (referring to himself and male escort 2)

by vixen7980 February 21, 2009

cuzband

your cousin's husband

Dude, my cuzband Bill is so cool..He used to buy me beer when I was underage.

by Nuggets Mcgee October 25, 2007