cuzbandry

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010

Cuzband

When a female in the deep south marries her cousin, he is known as her "cuzband!"

"Did you hear that Becka married Billy-bob?!"
"Wait! Isn't that her cousin?!"
"Well yes, but...no! Now he's her cuzband!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

Cuzband

Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.

Heba, wouldn't you love to have a cuzband someday soon?

by Freddy ByKnockulars September 8, 2009

cuzband

your cousin's husband

Dude, my cuzband Bill is so cool..He used to buy me beer when I was underage.

by Nuggets Mcgee October 25, 2007

Cuzband

The name of the male spouse when the married couple are cousins.

"Hey, ho's it going? I want you to meet my cuzband!"

by KimiBichee October 3, 2012

Cuzband

When you marry your first cousin who happens to be male.

Nanny is in love with her first cousin. She wants to marry cousin Jimbo. When they marry - Jimbo will be her "cuzband."

by Repulsed Observer October 16, 2008

cuzband

Two divorced cousins of the same gender who elect to share a life, home and interests.

When asked: Hey, who are you bringing to the party?

Respond: I am bringing my cuzband.

by Desert Rose Deb July 19, 2007