When a female in the deep south marries her cousin, he is known as her "cuzband!"
"Did you hear that Becka married Billy-bob?!"
"Wait! Isn't that her cousin?!"
"Well yes, but...no! Now he's her cuzband!"
When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
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