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cumblanket 

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.
A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!
cumblanket by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009

Cumlancer 

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem
He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer
Cumlancer by Macgab July 19, 2021
I'm gonna cumbine all the cum out of you
Cumbine by Wolvesgottalong September 6, 2021

cumblanket 

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.
John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!
cumblanket by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

Cumbine Harvester 

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.
Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!

Cumbanned 

Charlotte had cumbanned her lover for 3 days before he could then take her deeply in the pile driver position.

cumbargo cumbargoed
Cumbanned by NoBush January 10, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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