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cumblanket 

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.
A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!
cumblanket by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009

Cumlancer 

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem
He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer
Cumlancer by Macgab July 19, 2021
I'm gonna cumbine all the cum out of you
Cumbine by Wolvesgottalong September 6, 2021

cumblanket 

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.
John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!
cumblanket by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

Cumbine Harvester 

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.
Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!

Cumbanned 

Charlotte had cumbanned her lover for 3 days before he could then take her deeply in the pile driver position.

Cumbargo cumbargoed
Cumbanned by NoBush January 10, 2018