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A shirley has relations with a cancer patients bf and lies about it.
Melissa's bf had her while she had chemotherapy. What a shirley.
by JusticeComes4usAll July 22, 2019
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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A shirley is like a trump..lies cheats and is in complete denial. A shirley is somebody that spouts racist bullshit while being too dumb to know they're racist. Yes indeed..people eat up a Shirley's lies like candy and perhaps a Shirley's fat ass should lay off them.
Man..she's bumping up sizes like a shirley.
by JusticeComes4usAll July 20, 2019
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a person who spends all of there life in the local pubs,
also just sit around at home claiming they work harder than anyone else in the world.
after about 5pm they are nowhere else but down the pubs drinking untill around 11.30.
and are also unaware that they have a very large swearing vocabulary and are also very agressive when drunk
shirley, where you been? down the pub
by tiggerbounce147 July 18, 2011
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a girl that will throw herself at every guy she ever meets. not faithful in relationships and is usually rude and un-welcoming to those around her
guy: hey shirley do u want to go out ?
shirley: yea
friend: aren't you dating someone?
shirley: oh yeah, ill dump him later
by prettygurlrck November 11, 2011
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Hey..did you hear Shirley talking about her ex?

Yeah..she lies alot.
by JusticeComes4usAll March 28, 2020
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A fat woman who uses Clorox Disinfecting Wipes to wipe her ass after a night of binge eating.
Shirley sure looks fat with that 5 pound burrito in her hand.
by Shirley B. Eatnwell August 27, 2010
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