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A girl that is fine as wine and hard af to get. She is the very definition of slim thick. Has the most gorgeous eyes God has ever created. She can be the sweetest girl ever and then most disrespectful girl ever in the same 60 seconds. She loves to be grumpy and also hates to be grumpy. She is controlling at times and cries when upset. Has an incredible talent for making guys want to give her everything they have without giving anything back. She is very intelligent and hilarious. If you happen to know a Shirley or be close to one, then count yourself as one of the luckiest people alive. She is simply amazing. But beware, if you aren't careful you will be sucked in by her incredible charm and stunning good looks, only to be ripped apart by her sharp mouth and driven insane by her laundry list of secrets.
"Jeez, 15 seconds ago you were laughing and now... ugh your acting like a real Shirley right now."
by Oops was dat yo girl? June 21, 2016
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A person highly motivated and inspires other to do the same. Always full of energy and seems to add a smile to everyone's day.
"There is a Shirley in everyone's lifetime. Someone to add sunshine to another's gloomy day."
by Kelika June 13, 2008
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Refers to a female student with an ability to survive through thick and thin on nothing but her own epic. They are charismatic and can be annoyingly emo or annoyingly peppy, often varying between these two extremes at random. Shirleys often worry too much, but are loyal and caring.
You: Hey, Shirley.
Shirley: Ugh, FML.
You: What's wrong?
Shirley: I dunno, I'm just stressed.
You: Aw, come on. You worry too much.
Shirley: (sudden change of heart) Yeah, you're right. COW. HAHA. COW.
You: Haha, you're awesome?
Shirley: So are you!
You: Thanks!
Shirley: *radiates epicness*
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Shirley is the most beautiful , gorgeous , outgoing , strong , and sexiest woman alive! She is great kisser , has a nice big butt , and huge boobs! Even while young , she will have a sexy womans body with perfect curves! She is very unique and she will help you with all your troubles! She is usually tall and always majestic and she needs a big man to hold her close! She loves to cuddle and kiss alot!! Shirleys usually have had a ruff life but she will try to find the bright side of things. But dont let a Shirley fool you , under all that beauty is a BAMF! She can beat the shit out of someone then come home and cuddle with her man! She is definitely a dime! Perfect for any man!!
Shirley just beat my ass and lookd good while doinnng it!!!
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Means: A caring and loyal girl, Very Valiant and Brave
Hey Shirley , Your Very Valiant
by !Nehemia! March 26, 2017
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A girl that seems like she is innocent but in reality, she's secretly a child of sin. She is also very trustworthy and is decent looking (a little ugly, a little cute). Unlike others, Shirleys don't usually cuss and are very insecure. Typically the awkward ones and are very insecure.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh so I talked to Shirley about masturbation and she didn't even know what the word meant! She thought that masturbation was a sport.

Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!


Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
by immahoehoeforwonhoho July 28, 2017
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