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A shirley has relations with a cancer patients bf and lies about it.
Melissa's bf had her while she had chemotherapy. What a shirley.
by JusticeComes4usAll July 22, 2019
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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a person who spends all of there life in the local pubs,
also just sit around at home claiming they work harder than anyone else in the world.
after about 5pm they are nowhere else but down the pubs drinking untill around 11.30.
and are also unaware that they have a very large swearing vocabulary and are also very agressive when drunk
shirley, where you been? down the pub
by tiggerbounce147 July 18, 2011
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a girl that will throw herself at every guy she ever meets. not faithful in relationships and is usually rude and un-welcoming to those around her
guy: hey shirley do u want to go out ?
shirley: yea
friend: aren't you dating someone?
shirley: oh yeah, ill dump him later
by prettygurlrck November 11, 2011
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Hey..did you hear Shirley talking about her ex?

Yeah..she lies alot.
by JusticeComes4usAll March 28, 2020
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A person highly motivated and inspires other to do the same. Always full of energy and seems to add a smile to everyone's day.
"There is a Shirley in everyone's lifetime. Someone to add sunshine to another's gloomy day."
by Kelika June 13, 2008
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Refers to a female student with an ability to survive through thick and thin on nothing but her own epic. They are charismatic and can be annoyingly emo or annoyingly peppy, often varying between these two extremes at random. Shirleys often worry too much, but are loyal and caring.
You: Hey, Shirley.
Shirley: Ugh, FML.
You: What's wrong?
Shirley: I dunno, I'm just stressed.
You: Aw, come on. You worry too much.
Shirley: (sudden change of heart) Yeah, you're right. COW. HAHA. COW.
You: Haha, you're awesome?
Shirley: So are you!
You: Thanks!
Shirley: *radiates epicness*
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