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Trailerparks are full of shirleys.
by Iamjustice August 19, 2018
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A shirley is usually self righteous irreverent human garbage. To love a shirley is to lower your own standards to a negative level. A shirley usually has the daddy issues screaming from a foot tattoo..of a flower, fairy, or something basic and lame. A shirley thinks she is special..Gods gift to the world. What is tragic is not only the fact a shirley is a simple, attention seeking, walking paradox made of lies and denial..is that others might trust and love such an evil lying slut.
Why are you telling me bullshit about someone to make yourself look like a victim?...ooohhhh..you're a shirley.
by Iamjustice January 17, 2019
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When you see your ex cheating on the person she cheated on you with.
I was on a roadie and saw my ex cheating..what a shirley.
by Iamjustice November 18, 2018
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I have to go to the clinic and get a shirley test. The stank led me to believe the dumb slut is unclean, thinks a condom is an apartment.
by Iamjustice December 09, 2018
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To be untruthful about taking on two guys at a time. A soulless ginger who will never face the truth of herself. Might want to get your dick checked.
She got filled up at both ends like a Chinese finger trap. But denies it like a shirley.
by Iamjustice December 09, 2018
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To attempt make an ugly thing pretty. To be fake being a good person. To lie and deceive. A child pretending to read. A dog that thinks it's human. A fat girl wearing a bikini. Literally. A "victim " .
A small town bar slut looking for attention puts on her Shirley clown face to make herself feel "wanted" . All to cheat on her loser boyfriend.
by Iamjustice October 14, 2018
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A lying cheating piece of shit whore. If you think she's loyal your e an idiot.
He's a joke and a pussy..must date a Shirley.
by Iamjustice August 11, 2018
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