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underage 

1) When an individual whom has yet to reach the age of twenty-one years old in the wonderful nation of America, attempts to "puke-and-rally", proceeds to fall asleep in the unit which contains urinal, fecal and vomitary matter, also known as a stall, this person is later confronted...while sleeping on the toilet, by a large man with a walkie talkie. This man proceeds to utilize his breathalizer unit to arrest the individual whom has blown a .09....man is now responsive.

2) When an individual flags down a police officer, assuming that it is a taxi. The individual is arrested for public intoxication. The indivual is released from custody then advances down the street and falls asleep in front of an ice cream shop. He is awarded with an underage drinking citation.
I know 2 people that did 2 very funny things and received underages for them.
underage by suppan November 19, 2003
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UNDERAGE 

1. London designer fashion label (capitalised: UNDERAGE)
2. Someone too young to consume and purchase alcohol or cigarettes (lower-case: underage)
1. I just watched the UNDERAGE catwalk at London Fashion Week!
2. "I'm going to join the army - shall we drink and smoke to celebrate?" "We can't, we're underage!"
UNDERAGE by ldnlad92 December 30, 2019

underage 

don't tell her mom okay, she was underaged
underage by dan the damned meme man February 13, 2019

Underage Drinking 

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.
(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!
Underage Drinking by MacDAS January 12, 2007

Underage Girls 

If You typed this in more than likely you are already a pedophile.
Johnny: yo dude you wanna go scoop up some underage girls at the mall this weekend?

Timmy: No dude i don't wanna go to jail you sick pedophile.

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

Underage Drinking 

Something that everybody does at one point in time but is illegal in the US until the age of 21.
Damn, i can die for my country but i can't drink a beer because it's Underage Drinking. Fuck. I'm moving.
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