Jason: that girl Kayla is such a hottie. I can turn her straight
William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.
William: dude, she’s a lesbian, respect that.
by definitely not gay totally October 23, 2019
by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020
Person: Hey, I’m a lesbian
Straight girl: Oh...you don’t have a crush on me or anything, right?
Person: No, Emily, I don’t have a crush on your lulu lemon, iced coffee, scrunching wearing ass. I’m a lesbian. That doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.
Straight girl: Oh...you don’t have a crush on me or anything, right?
Person: No, Emily, I don’t have a crush on your lulu lemon, iced coffee, scrunching wearing ass. I’m a lesbian. That doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.
by arialevon29 August 9, 2020
Man 1: “I saw some hot shit at the mall today”
Man2: “what?”
Man1: “lesbian bro, they where defo doing it for me to watch”
Man2: “what?”
Man1: “lesbian bro, they where defo doing it for me to watch”
by Grey_2212 February 5, 2021
A woman who loves women and only women.
No, we will not invite you for a threesome.
No, you cannot turn us straight. I dont like dick.
No, we do not all dress like men.
Or in other words me.
No, we will not invite you for a threesome.
No, you cannot turn us straight. I dont like dick.
No, we do not all dress like men.
Or in other words me.
by lesbiancandy October 27, 2017