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The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay
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by The Pain Man November 28, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.
Chuck Norris once had a mild headache after being smashed with a metal club.
by Jag140 July 07, 2011
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A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
by James March 07, 2004
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A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced.

Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.
Clubber: "Hey, you-..flrgh, ajfdfkkkkkk fuck my eyes have fallen out arhaghahfhh" *flump*

Passerby hopefully on their way to lead a happy and fulfilled life with many prospects: "Indeed".
by Post-Modern Pseudonym January 20, 2009
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1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
by egbdf August 25, 2005
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A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.
Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.
by XxTokerxX4Life August 07, 2008
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