cubian 

1. The prey of a lesbian cougar or mountain lion.
2. Young innocent lesbian that is attracted to older women
3. Lesbian that hides in her cubicle at work because she recieves a lot of "attention" from her male coworkers.

1. I'm gunna find me a 20-something cubian tonight.
2. Older women just know how to please me better than any of these cubians that are my age.
3. Sue never leaves her cubical whenever Jack is in the office. She is turning into such a cubian.

cubian by E. Sweet November 1, 2009

cubian sandwitch 

2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.

She want us to have a cubian sandwitch

cubian sandwitch by ray April 7, 2004

cuban ipad 

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

cuban ipad by P0larr November 25, 2020

Cubanichi 

A native or inhabitant of Cuba.

I can go forever like an old fashioned country mouse
Estilo be guajiro
Latino is the lingo
I’m straight Cubanichi
I bang Pinar del Rio

— Sen Dog (Cypress HIll artist)

Cubanichi by heck5 April 22, 2010

cubankaeya

The ultimate alpha. The most dominant and best alpha in the world, the alpha king in other words. No one can match a cubankaeya's dominance

"OMG you see that person over there they're such a cubankaeya."
Or
"What kind of person is (insert name)?"
"Oh he's a cubankaeya."

cubankaeya by WYNNIEIGUESS April 14, 2022

Sea-sick Cuban 

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

Sea-sick Cuban by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis 

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

Cuban Missile Crisis by Porkrhind December 21, 2016