cuntswamp

A sweaty, smelly cunt

After I fucked her, I began fingering what felt like a cuntswamp

by Cuntsmella Tweetafish September 25, 2009

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

Cuntslam

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.

He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.

by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cuntsap

The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.

Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro

by HawkenIV August 9, 2013

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004

cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.

No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!

by utorvita December 16, 2014