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cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.
I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.
cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

Cuntslam 

The sexual act of disabling your opponent by slamming your cunt in their face repeatedly, and smothering them with it.
He wasn't going to go down on me of his own accord, so I has to cuntslam the bitch.
Cuntslam by Laudanum November 27, 2009

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009
The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.
Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro
Cuntsap by HawkenIV August 9, 2013

cuntslap 

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy
Billy is a cuntslap.
cuntslap by Joe November 7, 2004

cuntlamprothist 

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.
No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!
cuntlamprothist by utorvita December 16, 2014