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qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing
qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch
by joe May 13, 2005
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Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.
There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY
by Joe June 20, 2003
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turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
by Joe February 11, 2003
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Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
by joe November 5, 2004
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flex

To lend something, or to give something
'brer, flex me yo' fone'
by Joe June 30, 2004
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yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.
Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.
by Joe May 13, 2005
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BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.
I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"
by joe March 23, 2003
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