Joe's definitions

qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing

qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch

by joe May 13, 2005

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 5, 2004

flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003