Joe's definitions

thinadypoigand

An object not intended to be a weapon, but used as a weapon

The crazy junkie used a pencil as a thinadypoigand and stabbed his dealer in the eye.

by Joe March 13, 2003

Wet

When a women's vagina is fully lubricated and ready

Don't fuck me untill my pussy is wet

by Joe November 17, 2003

fink

a tall thin dark-featured, shifty-eyed person with a big nose who won't look at you

He seemed like a fink or a spy.

by Joe August 19, 2003

almy

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

by joe July 21, 2003

bum bag

The British equivilant to a fanny pack, becuase fanny back in Britain means something entirely different. (Let's just say, in England, only women have fannies.)
SEE: fanny pack

It's not a fanny pack mate, it's a bum bag.

by Joe February 28, 2005

shpank it

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

by Joe October 1, 2003

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 14, 2004