Joe's definitions

pop your clogs

to kill someone

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.

by JOE August 26, 2003

a-tech

a school that gets alot of shit talked about, mainly cuz its population ISNT drugdealin' dumfuks that probably go to some shitty ass scool like rancho or cheyenne (i.e. the guy above ^ ^ ^)

ya i go to a-tech, mainly so i can get away from the ugly centenial whores

by joe December 22, 2004

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005

blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

by Joe November 4, 2002