cuntswab

derogitory comment about someone

Jesus Mark, yer a dirty cuntswab!
Yo momma!

by nacqhoqtpie September 6, 2004

Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

Cuntstable

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.

Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.

by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

by Dvar December 28, 2005

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

cunt swab

An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.

Teddy: "Did you see that shirtless, Italian guy cruising in his convertible Mitsubishi Spyder while blasting Rihanna? What a cunt swab, right?"

Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."

by PistolG September 13, 2014